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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Da Kril » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:50 am

[FnG] 7uh wrote:These donkey jokes are making me want to "burro" my head underground ... :ninja:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Underground burro.
Underground burro who?
Jethro Q. "Underground Burrow" P. Walrustitty Rabbithole Donkey, the IVth


[FnG] Marksman wrote:eeyore, eeyore, 'e-always likes to be called 'Arthur'
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eeyore.
Eeyore who?
Eeyore Always called Arthur :waving:


[FnG] Da Kril wrote:We shall call him Nigel, the three-legged donkey.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nigel.
Nigel who?
Nigel, the Three-Legged Donkey and stubborn tripod, at your service! Now hand over all your cash or the cat gets it...
Oi! Shove off, you!
:: BLAM! ::

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] 7uh » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:29 am

Edward R. Burro.

"Good night, and good donkey."

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Da Kril » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:19 am

Knock knock!
Whose donkey?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say burro?

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Hanno » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:46 am

;-)

A: A wonky Donkey



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Q: What do you call a one eyed donkey with three legs?
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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Bawsy » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:11 am

[FnG] Da Kril wrote:Knock knock!
Whose donkey?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say burro?

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Post of the week. You could easily write a 1 page essay on what Da Kril has cleverly done here.

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Cooks » Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:55 am

Knock Knock?

Who's there?!?!







The doorbell repair man.


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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Hanno » Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:11 pm

[FnG] Bawsy wrote:
[FnG] Da Kril wrote:Knock knock!
Whose donkey?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say burro?

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Post of the week. You could easily write a 1 page essay on what Da Kril has cleverly done here.


You mean for the 'Psychiatry Review' magazine?



Q: What do you call a one eyed donkey with three legs?

A: A winky wonky donkey. :wink:

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Q: What do you call a one eyed donkey with three leg who is playing a piano?
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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] LcNessie » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:34 pm

Tonky Winky Wonky Donky?

Is the next question going to be what an albino one-eyed piano-playing 3-legged donkey is? :jester:
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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Hanno » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:16 pm

[FnG] LcNessie wrote:Tonky Winky Wonky Donky?

Is the next question going to be what an albino one-eyed piano-playing 3-legged donkey is? :jester:


Nope you've missed two parts.

Q: What do you call a one eyed donkey with three leg who is playing a piano?
A: A Plinky-Plonky Winky Wonky DOnkey

Q: What do you call a one eyed donkey with three leg who is playing a piano whilst wearing Blue Suade shoes?
A: A Honky-Tonky Plinky-Plonky Winky Wonky Donkey

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Next:

Q: What do you call a Miniture one eyed donkey with three leg who is playing a piano whilst wearing Blue Suade shoes who has conjunctivaitus?




PS This joke can go on quite a while yet...it keeps me and my daughter amused for hours ;-)
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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] JinX-D » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:45 pm

A Teensy-Peensy Honky-Tonky Plinky-Plonky Winky Wonky Donkey?

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] 7uh » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:32 pm

[FnG] Hanno wrote:Q: What do you call a Miniture one eyed donkey with three leg who is playing a piano whilst wearing Blue Suade shoes who has conjunctivaitus?

A Pinky-blinky Honky-Tonky Plinky-Plonky Winky Wonky Donkey?

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Bawsy » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:31 pm

A Dinky Blinky Honky-Tonky Plinky-Plonky Winky Wonky Donkey?

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Da Kril » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:12 pm

That's it, then. I've got to see a man about a donkey...
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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] 7uh » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:16 pm

[FnG] Da Kril wrote:That's it, then. I've got to see a man about a donkey...

A "Manky Yankee" Pinky-blinky Honky-Tonky Plinky-Plonky Winky Wonky Donkey, no doubt.

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Re: Knock Knock.

Postby [FnG] Unholy Eve » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:09 pm

Wait a minute wasn't there somebody at the door ?
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