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Postby [FnG] Neecap » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:13 pm

Ping!* Opeth are performing in your garden! Too bad they attracted a bunch of crazy opeth fans who trashed your house and emptied your fridge...

I wish that I won the lottery
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Postby [FnG] inside_out » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:55 pm

You got the lottery, but on your way to claiming your lottery, you dropped the ticket into a drain. *SPLASH*

I wish i could drive.
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Postby [FnG] Neecap » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:23 am

ping* You can now drive!


...steam engine locomotives.


I wish that i had my very own personal teleporter.
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Postby [FnG] inside_out » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:16 am

Ping!

It sends you, but a kilobyte per second!

I wish i had an instant teleporter!
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Postby [FnG] Neecap » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:19 pm

Wapoosh!* You now have an instant teleporter, just like the one in UT! To bad that in your first test run, your dna got spliced with a fly's dna during transfer, and you became a horrible mutant.

I wish that i had a time machine
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Postby [FnG] Lert » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:28 pm

*splörch* You in fact DO have a time machine. It not only TELLS you the time, but also TRAVELS in time - at a rate of 60 seconds / minute, and only forwards. It's called a 'clock'.

I wish I wasn't so awesome.
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Postby [FnG] LcNessie » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:36 pm

You're not *so* awesome anymore... You're positively über awesome now... Nobody wants to be your friend anymore, merely your servant, because they all feel unworthy...

...It gets really old, really fast... Believe me, I speak out of experience...

(:Mrgreen1:)

I wish my ego wasn't so big... I'm having difficulty shoe-horning it in the car every day...
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Postby [FnG] Lert » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:39 pm

*Splörch* Your ego is now only as big as an X-Box.

I wish everyone could have their own Mecha.
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Postby [FnG] Neecap » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:33 am

KRØNSJ* Everybody has now a brand new mecha! Too bad they are all made of plastic and are the size of a ordinary toy.

I wish that i had my very own railgun!
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Postby [FnG] Lert » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:05 am

*splörch* You now have Your very own German WWII Rail-gun in H0 scale.

I wish I had some torx bits so I could open up this here ancient Unix server I've got here.
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Postby [FnG] LcNessie » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:07 am

*SCREEEEAAAAAAAAMMMM!* An angle grinder works quite well too... :twisted:

I want a green car with beige leather upholstery, preferably a real one... :mrgreen:
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Postby [FnG] Neecap » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:15 am

Splat* You walk out into your drive way and find a green car with beige leather upholstery! And its real. Too bad its a rust covered Trabant with flat tires, broken windshields and with its engine missing. :?
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Postby [FnG] inside_out » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:59 am

Muahahaha!

You forgot to wish! :P Don't be careless next time. Nevermind, I'm feeling kind today as always as other days 8) . Now you are a frog!

Okay, wish granted.

I wish i aws someone famous! :shock:
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Postby [FnG] Neecap » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:30 pm

*Kræsj*! You are now FAMOUS! People arent exactly sure why... but who cares!? Youre famous! Hordes of crazy fans and paparazzis stalk you night and day, the media wants interviews all the time, and your telephone wont shut up with the callling. You have to barricade yourself down in the basement to avoid being trampeled by crazy fans....


I wish that a super cool and safe underground lair with a connection to a giant laser in orbit around earth. With that, i could terrorize the greatest nations of the earth and force them to do my bidding! :twisted:
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Postby [FnG] inside_out » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:25 pm

Granted, you have control of all the greatest nations. But your system crashed becaused you were hacked by a kid hacker.

I wish I was that hacker! Muahahahahah! :twisted: :P :wink:
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